meanwhile Somalis were running the entire Horn before your ancestors even figured out fire. We had Macrobia trading with ancient Persia and Egypt, Land of Punt where your pharaohs came begging for myrrh and gold, Ajuran Empire building hydraulic states and taxing the whole Indian Ocean trade while your highlands were goat paths, Adal Sultanate under Ahmed Gurey almost erasing your fake empire off the map until Portuguese simps saved your asses.We adopted Islam early, built empires that shook the region, and Ahmed Guray sliced through your forces until those Portuguese cucks bailed you out with guns. Without foreign help, you'd be speaking Somali right now. Your species? Inferior grazers pretending at civilization, always needing Arabs or Europeans to hold your hand. Go cry in your teff fields,
